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Don't let Barney drive your bus!

Evil Barney Bus Driver is a very popular unaired episode of Barney and Friends made in 1997. It features Barney the Dinosaur as a bus driver. A cruel and evil bus driver. The episode itself is lost in the public domain but the audio somehow survived. It can be found on YouTube and is uploaded to this wiki on the bottom of this page.

PlotEdit

The show begins with Barney driving a bus to take some kids to school. As the kids get on, a girl named Susie offers Barney a Hershey's Kiss. But she gets slapped for it, because Barney is a diabetic. He then notices a boy named Billy smoking back at the bus. Barney then insists him on letting everyone have a cigarette, but Bobby says that smoking is bad for him. But that Purple Menace insults Bobby by saying he's seen a lot more worse things than cigarettes in his mother's mouth. Barny then decides to drink some beer while driving the kids on the school bus. But a boy named Tommy catches him doing the dastardly deed, but Barney has an idea. He tells the kids that Tommy called their mothers "whores". Billy and a few other kids begin beating the crap out of Tommy. Barney then drives to a drive thru drug store, completely ignoring the kids that are telling him it's the wrong way to their school. He then tells the drug dealer at the drive thru window to give him a 20-piece (or he'll bust a cap in his ass). He then tells the kids to give him all their lunch money or he'll kick them off the bus and leave them in Dorchester (which makes all the kids boo). But a little girl named Mary tells Barney that she doesn't have any money. Barney tells Mary that's fine and that he sees a nice shiny quarter just outside the bus door. Mary bends over to get it, but she is kicked off the bus and is ditched at the drug store. Barney then starts singing:

I drive the kids bus to school

but first let's stop to shoot some pool

a smoke and drink while taking you to class

and if you tell I'll kick your ass!

Barney then drops the rest of the kids at school and drives off.

Character AppearancesEdit

  • Susie
  • Billy
  • Bobby
  • Tommy
  • Mary
  • The other kids on the bus who's names are not mentioned
  • Drug Dealer

TranscriptEdit

See Evil Barney Bus Driver(transcript).
Barneybus

3 injured 6 survived 1 dead

Barney Is the Evil Bus Driver02:14

Barney Is the Evil Bus Driver

Episode audio

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