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Melvin Butlers
a.k.a. Melvin Butt-Fuckers to some, (b. October 13th 1977) is a major member of the Barney Bunch and one of the gayest and sexiest faggots to have ever existed in all of time and space. He is the gayest anime character of all time, besides Italy from Hetalia. He can take over 900000000000 trillion cocks up his ass at the exact same time without lube. He constantly gets bullied by Usagi Tsukino and Naru Osaka because they are f*cking homophobic feminazis. He eventually got tired of their shit, so he tortured them (Clockwork Orange-style) by forcing them to watch 20329714892379481723981047239871490237894927398474389476348758 quadrillion hours of gay pornos starring himself and Thomas the Tank Engine. Although, Naru died, Usagi survived it. However, this caused her to cry every 5 minutes for the rest of eternity. He is also a furfag who almost raped Princess Luna, however, when he found out that she was a disgusting female, he vomited everywhere and drowned her to death (9 times over!).

Friends Edit

Enemies Edit

  • Naru Osaka (deceased)
  • Usagi Tsukino
  • Rush Limbaugh
  • Italy from Hetalia (for taking his place as the gayest anime character ever)
  • Donkey Kong (The reason why Melvin does not like him, despite Melvin himself being a furfag, is because he thinks Donkey Kong is a straight ape who's well-known for kidnapping women.)
  • Michu Bee
  • Devious Diesel
  • Anpanman and Akachanman

Filmography Edit

NGC Indicates Non Gay Clone

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Trivia ==

  • Melvin, while among the gayest anime characters, is known for his "Guri-Guri-Mara", meaning "Turning Penis", a.k.a. Melvinspin, a parody of the infamous meatspin.

Melvin's Poopy Cum-Swell Gayllery Edit

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