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"Brrring, brrring."

"Suzy, its for you," Mommy called.

"Hello, its Lexi, my mommy said it was alright if I called you to come over," said Lexi.

"Are you alright? You sound sick." I asked.

"Yeah, its just a cold. Achoo!" she sneezed.

"Okay, let me ask Mommy first," I decided.

"Sure," said Mommy. "Just make sure your home in an hour."

"Wait," said Lexi. "My mom says she can pick you up."

Okay, I think.

"Lexi's mom says she can pick me up."

All of a sudden I hear a honking noise.

"That's her!" says Mommy. "Have a good playdate."

As soon as Mommy went inside, I heard a zipping noise, followed by an evil laugh.

When I looked, I saw something purple, and green.

"Who are you?" I ask.

"I'm Barney," he said. Then he hits the pedals very hard.

I scream. "Do you want me to die?"

"I've been around for millions of years and haven't died yet," he retorted. "Heh, heh, heh, heh, heh, heh!"

Then we arrived at a mansion that looked creepy.

"Get in!" demanded Barney.

When I got in I saw a table with red stuff stained on it. "What is that?" I ask Barney.

"Ketchup," he laughed. "Do you like games?"

"Yes," I answer.

"Then lets play Follow the Leader," he answered.

"Okay," I decided. "Where are the grown-ups?"

"I am a grown-up, YOU FOOL!" he said. Then he slapped me.

"Please don't hurt me," I cried.

"Let's play."

Barney marched up the steps and I followed. He went into a what-looked-like bedroom. I followed.

"This is your bedroom," he laughed.

"But I'm not staying here," I say.

"When you come back you will," he said, followed by a chilling laugh.

Suddenly a tall man in a suit leaped out of the closet. When he turned around, HE HAD NO FACE! I scream in terror.

"Oh, no need to be scared," said Barney. "This is just an old friend of mine, Slendy."

"Hi, Suzy," he said.

"How do you know my name?" I ask.

"I'll leave you two alone," Barney said.

"So," said Slendy. "How old are you?"

"5," I say.

"Oh, I already knew. Just wanted to see if you knew. Anyways we're going to New York."

"Is that where the Statue of Liberty is?" I ask.

"You don't need to know right now."

"But does Mommy know?" I ask.

"Yes, of course Mommy knows," he said.

"Why are we going to New York?" I ask.

"Because, that's where the money is," he said.

He hands me a piece of paper.

"Why do I need a piece of paper?"

"BECAUSE WE'RE GOING TO NEW YORK YOU ASSHOLE!" said Slendy.

It had all my info on it. My name and eveything.

He slapped me and when I woke up I was in a hotel room with a man, naked!

"What am I supposed to do?" I ask.

"HAVE SEX YOU FUCKING CUNT!" he screamed.

"What is sex?" I ask.

"Just follow your instincts," said Slendy.

I should've never answered the phone call.